Mark Twain
History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot.
-Mark Twain
I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.
-Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-Mark Twain
Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.